Wednesday 25 November 2009

SCREECH SUCKS! YOINKS!!!!


Following the bizarre "we are likely to lose our unbeaten record, we're fielding a weakened team" email from UCL2, Karmarama2 were wary and suspicious. They needn't have been. UCL2 were telling the truth and The Truth, The Rage and Braveheart, resplendent in DEATH BY PING PONG attire, doled out an 8-2 beating to the leagues top team.
The result was as good as over before a ball had even been served, as only two of the opposition could be arsed to turn up. One a very tall bloke who got easly annoyed about everything and another bloke who looked like Screech from Saved by the Bell. The Truth Buonaguidi was the first to play, and lost a tense 5 setter. Braveheart won both his games convincingly, with some terrificly technical rallies. Then the RAGE appeared and the steam roller gathered speed. Screech and Tall Bloke were both smashed into oblivion, before The Truth reappeared to play his game against Screech. It wasn't a close game, but was amusing, because Buonaguidi employed the youth club serve on several occasionsand annoyed the hell out of Screech who ended up grinding his teeth to stumps before dispatching Karmarama2's weaked player on the night. Thne doubles was a festival of big shots and high quality
rallies. The Rage used Buonaguidis bat "Excalibur" and after getting to grips with it, started throwing some Geordie Bombs about, combined with some powerful shots from Braveheart the match was won in three straight sets.
Back on the winning road. Bring in on.

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