OH YEAH!!!!!!
In a move that will strike fear and terror into the hearts of our opponents, we have just audaciously signed DARIUS KNIGHT as an OFFICIAL guest member of our fine club. Sadly, he failed to make the grade for tonight's match against FINSBURY LC5. Hopefully with a bit more practice and dedication we can wheel him out in the future.
Next, I will traveling to Germany soon with some cable ties and a bottle of ether to see if I can get Timo Boll to sign.
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