Something odd happened on the Old Kent Road last night.
A rage so ragesome and rageful was unearthed from the crypt of a church recently condemned by the devil himself.
Three weeks ago Geordie rage was part of a team that doled out an almighty hiding to our nemisis. He returned home and stripped down to his black and white striped TOON underkecks and clambered onto his roof and bellowed, I AM RAGE HEAR ME ROAAAAAARR!!!!! There can be only ONE!!!!!! He then grabbed a cuppa and sat down and watched the box set of Prime Suspect until he fell asleep.
Meanwhile under the church, a stone coffin began twitching, and the lid was dragged off and what emerged has shaken the KARMARAMA 2 squad to its very foundations. Oh FUCK it's SUPER RADGE!!!!
Geordie Rage, Tartan Topspin Terror and Braveheart trooped off to the furthest reaches of sanity trying to complete a 10-0 double whammy but came home with nothing. Nothing but fear.
The match was most notable for Geordie Rage being completely and utterly outclassed. Not on the table - God forbid! - but in the rage department. He was comfortably out-raged! By SUPER RADGE, who was so angry he looked all set to attack his own team mate for having the temerity to be sitting somewhere near his line of site. Could he be John McEnroe's long lost brother? Quite how he'll cope in the confines of our more compact and, how to put it, debris-laden arena will be a wonder to behold!
As for the TT, well all the Irving guys were all very good. Ken their captain, brandished some devious pimpled bat he was happy to tell us would be declared illegal in international competition, and won all his matches. Hmmm.
The Karmarama boys all did their best, but it was not to be. Special mention to Geordie Rage for 3 amazing and close matches,
stuff so amazing that Ken nicely put it after one rally: "that's 1st division material that". If they had charged seven pounds
admission money, I'd have gladly paid it. TWICE. Once for my invisible friends Charlie! Some fantastic Ping Pong, demonstrating brilliant attacks of both wings, and some great tactics too.
The Phoenix nights vibe was certainly in full effect, especially in the final doubles match, when Ken threatened to default his doubles partner due to ungentlemanly conduct towards the opposition. There was hardly a straight face in the house. Pure comedy gold.Geordie Rage may need to think about hiring a ball boy for next week though, to help with towelling off his head between points! haha.
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