He's Dutch,
He's quick!
Compared to him, you're shit!
Frank Beveorts! Frank Bevoerts!
Our very own Frank 'Dutch Hardcore' Bevoerts is riding high at the top of the rankings, with a 100% record.
How do you stop him?
Here are two methods:
1. Lure him into a factory that has large machine presses, and trick them into being flattened by them.
2. Lower him into hot molten steel vats and melt him down into the base metals and burn him alive.
There is a bounty of twenty pounds paid to the first person that beats him in full competetion.
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