PLAYER PROFILE NUMBER 2. SAMUEL 'THE MACHINE' BREEN
Sam ‘The Machine’ Breen is unique. He's the one. Neo. He’s Keanu Reeves with a bubble perm. He’s been playing ping pong for only two months and in his second competitive match he recorded a clean sweep of 3-0 against a good team. It’s never happened before, and I doubt it will ever happen again. A man so naturally gifted, that when he plays, it goes into Matrix vision, and he operates at bullet time. The ball travels at half speed and his bat doubles in size. and he JUST keeps getting it back, again and again. He’s a freak. He’s our freak.
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