Tuesday 20 October 2009

ANOTHER GAME ANOTHER WIN.



Yeah I know, I cant believe it either. Something has happened, either our opposition has become really shit, or, wait for it, we've got a really good team. Three matches, two wins one draw, I couldn't be happier if someone had filled my pants full of used ten pound notes. Last night we took on the might of ISH, a veritable ping pong factory churning out quality player after quality player. As predicted they fielded CHINESE STUDENTS. I predicted CHINESE STUDENTS often spells DANGER. And that means a heavy loss. Counter to what I predicted, someone forgot to tell the Karmarama squad to tread carefully and we walked away with another famous victory on the road. The match was a bit of a scramble at the last minute, but three brave lads, Jim 'Geordie Rage' Brumby who is in a rich vein of form, took the helm, was joined by two virgins: Campbell 'Braveheart' McKellar and Abhishek ' Hurricane Force' Srivastava, both of whom gelled in superfast time to dish out a proper bumsmack to all of our opponents bar one. The ping pong ninja. The unbeatable one. The strangely silent one. The man with no name. The enigmatic one, of much skill but of so little word. Any man who can spend an evening with six other men in a sporting arena and can avoid saying a SINGLE word all night is a man of unbeatable standing indeed. The others were all put to the sword with extreme prejudice. 6-4 to the Karmarama RAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! WELL DONE BRAVE BOYS!

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