Last week we had the Karmarama Open Ping Pong championships. No Dawson, no Super George and no Sherwin, so it was a very open competition, and some great matches were watched by a massive crowd, in fact three new players for the team have been recruited as a result. Allesandro 'The Volcano' Andolina, Jim "Geordie Rage' Brumby and Sam 'Curly Bastard' Breen all join the ranks of London's least successful ping pong team.
Incredibly Jim 'Geordie Rage' Brumby was only invited on the night as he delivered the DJ equipment, hadn't picked up a bat in anger in over twenty years. He soon rediscovered the form of his youth was in fantastic form and even with a shit bat was dropping bombs all over the place and was unlucky not to progress to the final.
The tournament was eventually won by last years losing finalist the enigmatic, charismatic, and all round pretty boy Justin 'Pigman' Gayner. A great match against Sam 'Curly Bastard' Breen saw them go to one each before Pigman won the final game 11-9.
ALL HAIL THE NEW KING.
Aha - the big JG - the Pigman of Shepherd's Bush. Some say he eats boiled eggs with curry sauce. All we know is he has been seen with his wiff waff bat dominatiing intense TT competition in India, Vietnam, Thailand and Malaysia. Now he takes the glory of the Karmarama Open Ping Pong championships - don't stop him now he's having a such a good time, he's having a ball. B.A.B.
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