Here are the list of fixtures for October. Last year I listed all the games for the whole season hoping that all you brave players would work out which games you fancied playing in. It didn't work out that way did it? No, you know it didn't. So this time it's just the first 4 games of the season.
Last season we won the first game 10-0.
I know that will never happen again in my lifetime but can we try and get involved?
WEDNESDAY 7TH OCTOBER.....HOME AGAINST FINSBURY LEISURE CENTRE 6.
Homework. Finsbury are a bloody ping pong machine churning out quality players all over the place. They have lots of teams and we are really good at losing against all of them. FIN6 looks like a new team, so BEWARE! But like a football manager on the eve of the new season, my rousing speech goes something like this: OK boys, early doors lets get stuck in and put the bloody boot in, don't let them settle and get an early goal (yeah I know) sit back and hit them on the break and wind them up as much as possible.
TUESDAY 13TH OCTOBER....AWAY TO IRVING5.
Right this lot are a bloody nightmare! All of these boys are defenders and they don't care what time they get home, so if you want to win the match be prepared for a long night. They pissed me off so much last season I snapped my bat over my knee! Stay calm and just keep getting the ball back, and eventually they will mess up. There are two twins and they both play exactly the same (not surprisingly) one is better than the other, but I can't remember which one is which, (not surprisingly). Beatable if you stay cool. Address: All Saints Church, Monson Road SE14 5DJ (Old Kent Road) I want to win it BAD!!!!!
MONDAY 19TH OCTOBER......AWAY TO ISH7.
Another odd one this, last years ISH7 won the league but they are now Olympic Karmarama so I haven't got a clue what they will be like. But it's an international college, which means: CHINESE KIDS! Which means: STUDENTS!, which means lots of time to practice. which means we are going to get MASHED!!!!. Helly can help here, the captain is called Vice Starr which sounds like he should be brilliant. Vince Starr Super Star, he could alternatively be a porn star that's crap at the pong. Let's hope so.
Address: ISH, 229 Great Portland street, London W1W 5PN
WEDNESDAY 28TH OCTOBER....HOME TO STEPNEY GREEN 5
This lot got relegated from the second division so they will be a bit tasty. they only advice I can give, and I am not at all qualified to give it is: Hit the ball really hard and hope they don't get it back. If they do, hit back again harder. There endeth the lesson.
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